Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving Patriots! ….and Lets Go Brandon!

As we celebrate the most traditional and authentic of American of holidays – Thanksgiving – lets take a moment to Give Thanks!

We Thank:

  1. OUR TROOPS – who serve in the American armed forces (especially the nice looking white ones who sign up to serve because they may not have other opportunities to support themselves and a family and cant afford university who we send abroad to fight and kill total strangers in wars to “defend our freedoms”). Although no one has ever explained how a tribal elder in Afghanistan affects a person’s constitutional free speech rights in the United States. When they die, we give them a nice funeral with flags and stuff and tell everyone that they died a martyr for the Cult of the nation-state.
  2. OUR POLICE – who keep our streets safe from crime, black people and immigrants who cant speak English or who are just too LAZY to learn.
  3. OUR RELIGIOUS LEADERS – who preach the good word on limited federal government, low taxes, less environmental, employment and safety regulation, and other TRADITIONAL VALUES just like Jesus did before.
  4. OUR CULTURAL HEROES in the media – Our Culture Warriors – people like Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Ben Shapiro, Rep. Matt Gaetz, Rep. Marjorie Green, Rep. Jim Jordan, Sen. Rand Paul, who speak truth to the powerful professors in obscure university liberal arts departments who debate the use of pronouns while eating quinoa and drinking green tea in questionable (quasi-satanic) eastern meditation herbal gardens as they plot to take over the world.

Published by Theloonius

A REAL American lover of Freedom!

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