Donald Trump for Pope

Catholics of the world, UNITE!!

Let’s do this!

First, HE rose to the occasion, and our great leader, Donald J. Trump vanquished the liberals and became the President of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD and maybe even the UNIVERSE.

With HIS Divine Wisdom leding our ship if State, OUR GREAT COUNTRY navigated turbid and treacherous waters.

Now, its time for HIM to TAKE CHARGE of the CHURCH and to WELCOME JESUS BACK TO EARTH!!

Only a bold leader with vision deserves to lead the Catholic Church.

That man is Donald J. Trump.

Real American Pillows

Tired of those drab, boring “mainstream” pillow cases??

Following the overwhelming success of our Real American Masks, worn everywhere from the trendiest yoga studios to the baddest rebel motorcycle clubs and tattoo parlors, we will soon be expanding to pillow cases to cover your soft Mike Lindell patriotic pillows. Turn your ordinary pillow into a Real American Pillow with one of our unique designs!

Add some excitement to your life and….your bedroom! With a genuine Satanic Pillow Case.

Although “My Satanic Pillow” supports Mike Lindell and his efforts to expose the truth about the US rigged elections (and make a little money selling great pillows at the same time), we believe that pillow cases can be a bit more exciting!

But Thanks to Mike for Showing US the Way!

Eat Christian Food

We, the Real Americans, know that only blessed food such as Chick-Fil-A, McDonalds, American cheese, Dairy Queen, Corn Flakes and other food that REAL non-city dwelling Americans eat is Christian. Other food may look and sound interesting – but it is FOREIGN and EVIL!! curry? kabab? sushi? This is food for the NWO satanic mask wearing democrats!!

And by the way, what the fuck is RICE?

Vaccines ARE NOT FOOD – so why would you put them in YOUR BODY? Your body is a sacred temple so you should know that only purely processed value meals are safe and clean.

Like real CHRISTIAN meals that come with fries and your choice of drink!

Keep those hippie vegetables, “ethnic” food with rice and satanic vaccine poison out of your system and DO NOT SUBMIT to the wearing of the Satanic Mask!!

Sustainable Products made by Sustainable People

At Real American Masks, we believe strongly in purity, sustainability and holistically nurtured values.

All our masks are produced cloned replicates on the outskirts of large cities in Asia.

We care about their lives and give them hope in their future with free English lessons provided by Christian missionaries from America!

We also help our workers to develop into modern human beings by introducing them to well-known global fashion and technology brands through our Indentured Servant program.

We oppose worker union formation however because the Bible says that Jesus hated unions.

Christian Observer on masks

The Christian Observer published this very astute observation on the wearing of masks and their link to the OCCULT – that hidden words of demons and witchcraft!!

I’m not sure what they say about wearing socks, but that is another story.

So masks are OCCULT and contain hidden meaning!! There are multiple references in the Bible to the dangers of masks and the people who wear them that are discussed in the Christian Observer article below.

DO NOT submit!

Stand Your Ground!

But if you are going to wear a mask, buy one of these satanic masks – to get under the radar of the New World Order – haha – like the Hillary Clinton mask or the Bill Gates mask so you can give THEM a piece of your mind and show THEM that you know what THEY are up to.

You aren’t stupid. You are wise to their occult mechanizations. THEY cannot make a fool of YOU!!

REAL American masks?

We know that facemasks are a poorly disguised attempt to indoctrinate us into the OCCULT and THEIR New World Order Agenda!

But we can fight back by telling the TRUTH!!

And we can be REAL American patriots at the same time!

Although wearing facemasks is OCCULT….YOU can defeat the NWO mask agenda and THEIR mask/vaccine mandates (while making the New World Order Police think you are complying….haha, wink…wink) with a REAL American Mask which emits anti-occult HEALING patriotic vibrations.

If you are going to wear a mask, make it a REAL American Mask!

We Love OUR Military!

We love the USA Military. That’s why we line the streets and paint ourselves in the patriotic colors of the flag several times a year – from Memorial Day, to Veterans Day to the 4th of July. We adorn ourselves with colors and slogans and proudly repeat the slogans and sing the traditional songs.

We respect our military service members so much that we send them abroad into foreign lands to act out in real life the desk-dreamed fantasies of conservative-Christian think tanks (like the Heritage Foundation)… that we can live FREE in America!

We send them into foreign adventures in Iraq and Afghanistan (Vietnam) and vote for the patriotic politicians who respect our military (unlike the evil America-hating democrats). When they die there we honor them with beautiful flags on the coffins and gift them with nice speeches about how they died fighting to defend our constitutional freedoms in the United States – although we can’t explain what that means.

We empower politicians who boldly and fearlessly put our sons and daughters into these dangerous situations so that military contractors and their shareholders can profit – because capitalism is patriotic. We need to protect “American interests” ….the interests to expand American-owned business and the business of military contractors into the foreign frontier at the expense of cheap young lives. We are Christian.

We preach about sending them to fight in wars abroad so that we can live free here – in a country isolated by great oceans from these conflicts. We know what we are talking about because we look patriotic and do the patriotic stuff. We showcase our love for our unique country by flagsturbating on national holidays. We are the partiotic REAL Americans!!!

Our Heroes

Tucker Carlson – he used to wear a bow tie and is Ivy league educated….BUT he is a self-righteously angry Hero of the working class and CARES about people just like you!

2. Rush Limbaugh – the man who started it all – who led OUR revolution against the real ENEMY – our own democratically-elected government. You need to get angrier and pay MORE attention to Rush – because the more attention you give him – the richer the gets. Thank you LOYAL listeners and attention-givers.

3. Ted Cruz – while his name sounds suspicious/Hispanic – he is one of US. You can tell by his smile that he is always telling THE TRUTH and not just what you want to hear so that Ted gains your trust, your vote, and your attention. TRUST TED!

4. Adolf Hitler – He gets such a bad name these days among the “mainstream media” and the multi-racial liberal animals but he recovered from a career as a failed actor before he successfully enflamed the humiliation of the German people in the 1930s and worked to restore tradition and greatness – to Make Germany Great Again. Unfortunately, it didn’t last long and the pure Nazis were defeated by the LIBERAL armies of the United Kingdom and the United States.

Now, we REAL Americans, call upon the realized Ubermench (the Superman) of pure white greatness to lead us in our campaign against the GLOBALISTS (i.e., George Soros) and the Liberal Media (i.e., the lying press)!!

Tucker Carlson, Freedom Fighter

Tucker Carlson of Fox News, former bow-tie fashion model and current working-class freedom fighter wants you to get angry about facemasks.

Tucker knows what’s best and is just asking questions.

He reports from an authentic American log cabin.

Get Angry Americans – the angrier you get, the more attention you give little Tucker and the more income he earns from advertisers. See, its quite simple.

Protect Yourself from Moloch with a Satanic Mask

It is well known that Democrats worship Moloch – the baby eating god of the Canaanites.

This is documented here by this well-written article by David Crowe on the patriotic website Restore America. David Crowe graduated from a university and is freshly shaved and well-dressed in a suit so he is smart. David Crowe started his own consulting firm to Make America God-loving and Great Again!!

Facemasks are probably linked to the worship of Moloch. I haven’t googled it yet but I will now.