In defense of our Messiah – whose Florida Sanctuary of Justice has now been sullied by the filth of the satanic deep state pedophile FBI and their MINIONS!
We will not let this stand!
Grab Your Guns and in the name of Holy Jesus Christ defend the TV billionaire clown for the sake of the country!
Celebrate the returning of our Savior Donald J. Trump, who was born in New York, persecuted by the DEEP STATE and its liberal minions, and who shall, with the grace of Almighty God, resurrect America and begin a new dawn of righteous Christian Nationalism!
We like NFT football, beer, strip clubs, motorcycles, tattoos.
We are TUFF.
We know that Donald Trump was our guy because he knows how to talk tuff and has lots of money or at least appears to. Real men have money. Only wimps are poor.
Trump knows what to tell them dirty immigrants, exotic Moslems, and niggers complaining about being murdered by police.
We gather at meetings of like-minded tuff guys to tickle each others nuts, squeeze hairy butt-cheeks suspended in thick denim overalls, and whisper the latest MAGA gossip distributed by our media heroes.
Tucker, Gaetz, Lauren….and of course, Donald. We love them because they are so tuff and so American.
Trump was born within the territory of the United States so he is PURE and one of US. He is also very white (although tanned) and has a hot wife. What a guy!
But he refused to protect himself when arrested by the Deep State and brought before the Roman prosector because….
Jesus wanted to become governor.
Jesus hated the poor and throught they should pull themselves up by their own fucking bootstraps.
Jesus wanted to be tougher on crime and imprison more prostitures and drug users.
Jesus loved low taxes because he could buy more stuff….like a nice car with a vanity license plate with colored lights.
Jesus knew that the real goal of life is comfort and pleasure – enjoying your stuff.
Jesus knew that this liberal woke insistence on discovering truth is the work of Satan.
It is only with Jesus’ strength and guiding hand, that you are free to believe whatever you want. Anyone who tries to tell you different – (often mentioning atheistic ideas of science and evidence) is a messenger from the Dark Side! Be Warned!