Modern American Patriots

We want you to believe us.

We want you to watch us.

Give Us your Attention.

Listen to our Truth.

Trust Us.

Make us rich and famous.

Tucker Carlson – crusader for the American common man, he put away his bow-tie to fight for YOU!

Ted Cruz – great smiler and greater warrior – disrupting the maniacal mechanisms of the Deep State by reading Dr. Seuss to Congress.

Josh Hawley

  1. Lindsey Graham

Steve Bannon – Wildman fighter for Liberty! Another Ivy League-educated rebel who came down from the elite to defend average American victims from their own elected government.

  1. Mitch McConnell – a calculating human-sized flaccid bespectacled penis, Mitch has been calmly reading out

Published by Theloonius

A REAL American lover of Freedom!

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