Good Evening. Welcome to “Le Vaxcinashion”. Please be seated, roll up your sleeve and make yourself comfortable.
Here is our Menu for tonight:
- Sinovac (for the inner exotic “rock star” in you and the safest way to explore the junkie life – like shooting up greasy deep-fried junk food behind a dirty dumpster);
- Sinopharm (the adult “soft-rock” (Phil Collins) version of Sinovac);
- Pfizer (former prom queen and now supermodel with the most Facebook friends – the vaccine that everyone wants although mostly available only in “first world” countries);
- Moderna (for the aspiring corporate executive class – just one shot squeezed between your conference call and 15 minute power nap);
- Astra Zeneca (like entering a spaceship on LSD with the rare chance of getting a blood clot and escaping this stupid world);
- Johnson & Johnson (sounds Anglo and reassuring….but…don’t they make baby powder and shampoo?)
- Wholly organic NATURAL tulsi/moringa supplemental mix made by Lola from your local organic Vinyasa yoga class – blessed with good vibes and love!!
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